He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

‘Honey,breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!’

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, ‘Son…what happened last night?’

‘Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.’

So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?’

His son replies, ‘Oh, THAT!…Mum dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, b*tch, I’m married!!!’.

Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $10
Red Rose bud - $10
Two aspirins - 50c

Saying the right thing, at the right time… Priceless

But wait Dont all Windows OS Need a BIOS, It seems not, Windows Vista 64bit Ultimate installed and is running without a BIOS, As Mac computers have dropped the BIOS idea a long time ago,  So Vista runs Natively on the Mac and OS X runs on Pentium processors, Who would have tort this possible,  Hmmm, Very Nice,

After vista installed I poped in the OSX CD and than the windows Boot Camp drivers installed and all was working,  Me likes!  Not only do I have the best apple computer yet but I have also the best of vista,

Bring on the iPhone! Cant wait!

Oh yeah and here is a screenshot of Windows Vista 64bit Ultimate on my Stock Mac Pro (With 4GB RAM) It seems that the Mac Pro only Scores a 5.5 under the Windows Experience Index, I have been playing Supreme Commander and I have noticed No Lag in gameplay what-so-ever, With everything on full, 1000 units per side and 8 AI players, I dont know what sort of computer rates at a full 5.9 But I am happy with what this machine can do,  If all I need to get the higher sore is a better Graphics card than I may think about getting one if I start to see any lag in game play, But for now, Things are awesome!!

Ok Back to the reason I got the Mac,  “iTunes” and the “Address Book” to sync to my new 3G iPhone when I get it in about 2 weeks,

MMmmmmmmm,  iTunes dont crash this computer, and everything loads so fast too,  Me likes That!

Awesome!!!

So much Stuff, So much Cash in my pocket! It’s so amazing! I never knew making money online was this easy! Unbelievable!

C’mon people! Dont just sit there wishing you had this kind of money, Click Here and I Will show you how I make my money! It’s so EASY! Anyone can do it!

And Yes I am an Australian! Just because this is an American Company dosent mean you cant join! Anyone in the world can do this!

Awesome!!!

Have Fun!

I just decided to show all you internet people what I get paid!  This is AWESOME!!  I am so proud of myself right now! 

So……….  What are you going to do about it!

You Could just Click Here and go get your own pile of cash!

Scientific tests, arranged by Greenpeace, reveal that Apple’s iPhone contains hazardous chemicals. The tests uncovered two types of hazardous substances, some of which have already been eliminated by other mobile phone makers.

And other Phones “SUCK” compared to the iPhone!  I love my iPhone! Makes me want to burn my PC in the back yard! and buy an apple computer!

Yes!  I Said “BURN IT” with fire! and release toxic fumes into the air, That one act would be more toxic and hurt the earth More than “ALL” the iphones put together!

Hey Greenpeace Guess what!  You “CAN” recycle Bromine and Phthalates, And Chlorine is used in almost everything today! Seriously?!??!?!

THIS IS NOT THE ‘DON’T BUY’ PETROL FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET PETROL BACK DOWN TO $1.00 PER Litre….hopefully

It’s worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!

Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a liter of gas is CHEAP at $1.50, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the marketplace...not sellers.

But we CAN have an impact on petrol prices if we all act together to force a price war.

Here’s the idea: For the rest of this year, DON’T purchase ANY petrol from BP
Australia the biggest price up driver company.

But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of BP Australia petrol buyers. It’s really simple to do! Now, don’t wimp out on me at this point…keep reading and I’ll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!!

I am sending this note to 20 people. If each of us s end it to at least ten more (20 x 10 = 200) .. And those 200 send it to at least ten more (200 x 10 = 2000 … and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth group of people, we will have reached over TWO MILLION consumers.
If those get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 20 million people will have been contacted!

Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people. That’s all!

If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on THEY LOWER THEIR PRICES TO BELOW THE $1.50 RANGE AND KEEP THEM DOWN. THIS CAN REALLY WORK.

Simple – send the message along to other and do not buy petrol from BP Australia.

Well after doing some research on the internet I found that lots of people hate paypal, But Why? Why do people hate paypal?  Well I found a site that people are switching to!  www.alertpay.com They do everything that paypal dose, But Better!!  This cartoon from paypalsucks is so very true, I love it! I know one thing, After reading statements like this one

My bank has frozen any and all attempts that come from paypal, I`ve changed my debit

card number and I will soon be providing new and false information in the place of my correct

information and then closing my account. You can have your bank freeze any electric transfers in or out of your account from anyone or everyone including paypal. Paypal should be removed from the internet with all of the problems thgat they cause but as long as people continue to use them for online buying and selling, they will remain. People have the power and they always have had the power but people must act instaed of talk. I`m done with paypal and ebay but I`m only one person. Tell everyone that you know about this websight. Use your email to spread all around the world. Get lawyers involved instantly with your problems. Don`t except no for answer. Paypal does nothing to help most of its customers because most of its customers are regular people. But when it comes to the big businesses, I`m asure that their help will be there instantly. FIGHT THEM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY AND THEN DO WHAT YOU CAN TO CONFUSE THEM AS BEST YOU CAN.

Well What can I say, Join www.alertpay.com Thay do everything paypal dose, But Without the problems that seem surround paypal

Have Fun!!

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