Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.
August 14, 2008 Jokes No Comments
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
‘Honey,breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!’
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, ‘Son…what happened last night?’
‘Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.’
So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?’
His son replies, ‘Oh, THAT!…Mum dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, b*tch, I’m married!!!’.
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $10
Red Rose bud - $10
Two aspirins - 50c
Saying the right thing, at the right time… Priceless
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Started boot camp and followed the prompts and to my dismay, Vista would not install, Did not like that I was installing it into the 2nd drive, After reading everywhere that this is a glitch in only the 64bit Ultimate copy of windows, I had to open the case again power down and yank the 1st drive bay out that had OS X installed on it and power up again, And to my amazement the install booted and the install process was easy from this point,
keeps on crashing my old dell computer so I spoze it was time for an upgrade, I was thinking of building a computer, But OS X dont run on any other hardware other than apple, I have always wanted an apple, So, Why not, I went out and got me the latest and greatest Mac Pro! It’s Awesome, OS X is something to get used to, No usted to such a shiny interface, After coming from windows XP and having all graphics off, Just so the computer wouldn’t crash! But anyways OS X is cool, But trying to setup a share folder in OS X, Wow that was hard, From the XP right click and share, to the OS X about a 10 click process, and only after looking all over the internet just to find out “How” to set up a “Simple” share folder, That was fun, But things are working now!
